oh miss simpson, how silly. her of the the heaving bosom and the fluctuating weight and the failed relationship and the 'sexual napalm.' but wait, she's also a fashion empire in and of itself: she's projected to bring in one billion this year! while we were all mocking her, somehow she managed to attach her name to endless products, products that we can all afford and - wait for it - actually want! how many times have you been sifting through the shoe racks at winners, hoping for an irresistible deal on a balenciaga heel but instead find yourself grabbing at and then unveiling a simpson product? it's happened to yours truly a number of times. the quality may not be on par with those olsen twins' goods, but simpson's not aiming for the weel-heeled crowd, she's got her sights on your average mall-goer who wishes to pick up a cute outfit for one hundred. well, good for her. now, i should probably pick up some of those extensions....
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